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"I'm sorry, Al. I can't do that." (Said in my best techno voice.) I cannot count how many times I've said SPEAK TO HUMAN to the automated phone system. Sometimes it gets me through to a person. Other times...

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Just watched the video and OMG! I <3 Zingerman's! Their lemon poppyseed bundt cake is mouthwatering!

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Here's my new favorite, which I just got moments ago:

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I have happily (and successfully!) used their online version, but a new "upgrade" requires e to install something that I can't figure out how to do. Color me UPGRADED FRUSTRATION GRUMPY.

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